...I was smarter.
...my jeans were darker.
...I didn't have anything to do today.
...I spoke like I thought.
...I wrote like I thought.
...there was a better breakfast joint by my house.
...it rained more.
...I could turn my brain off.
...I never had to think about ROI.
...I could focus.
...Madeline would never grow up.
...I golfed more.
...I could grow a better gotee
...I had more mornings in bed listening to the rain with my wife.
...people could see how much I cared.
...I could find a job where I just read magazines all day.
...this list was less selfish.
...the election was over and we could just have John Adams as our president again. (Our at least Paul Giamatti playing John Adams)
...t-shirts all fit the same.
...people read the newspaper more.
...they wouldn't announce a band's album was coming out 6 months ahead of time so that the anticipation wears on me.
...you didn't feel like you just wasted your time reading this.
What do you wish?
